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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 332 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1869 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1942 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1612 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $657,534 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeux | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | nervy | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Magma | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | A-Train | 50% | 86 |
| #5 | incya | 40% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jeux | 58% | 26 |
| #2 | nervy | 57% | 37 |
| #3 | Magma | 50% | 149 |
| #4 | A-Train | 50% | 86 |
| #5 | incya | 40% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magma | 27 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | incya | 13 | 0.0069 |
| #3 | A-Train | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Jeux | 4 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | nervy | 3 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magma | 493 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | incya | 244 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | A-Train | 240 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Jeux | 148 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #5 | nervy | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nervy | +4.68 | 84 | 53 |
| #2 | Magma | +2.90 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Jeux | +1.50 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | incya | -1.09 | 72 | 44 |
| #5 | NAV.JB | -1.40 | 67 | 61 |





