








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,955 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 788 | 27% |
| Smokes | 845 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 435 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 887 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $402,544 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Jeux | 58% | 38 |
| #3 | nervy | 50% | 30 |
| #4 | Magma | 47% | 114 |
| #5 | A-Train | 40% | 20 |
| #6 | NAV.JB | 40% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magma | 30 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | Jeux | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | NAV.JB | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | nervy | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | A-Train | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magma | 385 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | NAV.JB | 250 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jeux | 202 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #4 | A-Train | 62 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | nervy | 49 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nervy | +3.57 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Magma | +2.39 | 85 | 59 |
| #3 | Jeux | +0.91 | 82 | 64 |
| #4 | incya | -0.76 | 71 | 46 |
| #5 | NAV.JB | -2.76 | 64 | 60 |





