








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 428 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 321 matches | ||
| Wingman | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 4 matches | 1,987 | |
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,353 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6235 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3765 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4877 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4476 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,718,668 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddis | 57% | 251 |
| #2 | präX シ | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Hasse | 49% | 289 |
| #4 | demiGOD | 47% | 464 |
| #5 | Perre™ | 46% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Decibel | 51 | 0.0273 |
| #2 | Hasse | 35 | 0.0058 |
| #3 | demiGOD | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Maddis | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | crox cs.money | 11 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demiGOD | 1645 | 0.17 | 48 min |
| #2 | Maddis | 1166 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #3 | Hasse | 948 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #4 | Decibel | 383 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | crox cs.money | 326 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddis | +4.42 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Perre™ | +1.92 | 87 | 31 |
| #3 | Tupac Sheeran | +1.28 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | 3333L | +1.18 | 76 | 65 |
| #5 | crox cs.money | +0.93 | 83 | 60 |





