








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1004 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 230 matches | ||
| Faceit | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3843 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,279 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2299 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2955 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3144 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2881 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,302,403 of utility $181 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perre™ | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | Freddy Loudfoot | 58% | 57 |
| #3 | 3333L | 48% | 275 |
| #4 | Maddis | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | Tupac Sheeran | 44% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 3333L | 48% | 275 |
| #4 | Maddis | 47% | 45 |
| #5 | Tupac Sheeran | 44% | 107 |
| #6 | demiGOD | 44% | 87 |
| #7 | Hasse | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3333L | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Tupac Sheeran | 16 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | Hasse | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | demiGOD | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Maddis | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 3333L | 585 | 0.10 | 15 min |
| #2 | Tupac Sheeran | 325 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Maddis | 297 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #4 | demiGOD | 247 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Hasse | 108 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddis | +3.54 | 83 | 71 |
| #2 | Perre™ | +2.64 | 87 | 27 |
| #3 | 3333L | +1.48 | 78 | 65 |
| #4 | crox cs.money | +1.04 | 81 | 63 |
| #5 | Hasse | -0.04 | 72 | 66 |





