








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Esplay | 23 matches | 1,853 | |
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3310 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,739 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 741 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1429 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 890 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 679 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,299,306 of utility $223 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 452 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crox cs.money | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | 3333L | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Maddis | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | Hasse | 52% | 102 |
| #5 | bröderna hess Theo | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Hasse | 52% | 102 |
| #5 | bröderna hess Theo | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | demiGOD | 48% | 151 |
| #7 | Tupac Sheeran | 46% | 142 |
| #8 | hellqvist8 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tupac Sheeran | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | bröderna hess Theo | 6 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | demiGOD | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Maddis | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Hasse | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demiGOD | 540 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | Tupac Sheeran | 427 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | Maddis | 368 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #4 | Hasse | 312 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | bröderna hess Theo | 66 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddis | +3.91 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | Perre™ | +2.55 | 84 | 29 |
| #3 | Tupac Sheeran | +0.90 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | crox cs.money | -0.15 | 77 | 55 |
| #5 | 3333L | -0.40 | 69 | 64 |





