








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2149 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 903 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 165 matches | ||
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,878 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8846 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8535 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9509 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6988 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,751,699 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 67% | 70 |
| #2 | Winsock | 63% | 68 |
| #3 | Smoove | 58% | 304 |
| #4 | Aspect | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | busE | 53% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Winsock | 63% | 68 |
| #3 | Smoove | 58% | 304 |
| #4 | Aspect | 57% | 91 |
| #5 | busE | 53% | 87 |
| #6 | Kollin | 44% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smoove | 35 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Aspect | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Kollin | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | Winsock | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smoove | 1069 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #2 | Kollin | 227 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #3 | Bsckedy-iMd- | 157 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Aspect | 118 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | busE | 113 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smoove | +3.32 | 89 | 69 |
| #2 | Bsckedy-iMd- | +2.65 | 80 | 65 |
| #3 | m1 | +2.18 | 90 | 58 |
| #4 | Kollin | +0.85 | 88 | 66 |
| #5 | Aspect | +0.61 | 65 | 46 |





