








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1651 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12388 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8452 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8680 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7047 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4081 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,414,387 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1882 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suspwn | 13 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | sKIM bEEBLE | 13 | 0.0077 |
| #3 | Dany4A | 12 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | V3XM4CH1NE | 12 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | m1 | 5 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suspwn | 940 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | V3XM4CH1NE | 457 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #3 | Dany4A | 292 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | xBudGxming ✪ | 216 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | m1 | 138 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bsckedy-iMd- | +4.76 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | m1 | +3.09 | 89 | 60 |
| #3 | suspwn | +0.84 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | V3XM4CH1NE | -0.80 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | sKIM bEEBLE | -0.92 | 69 | 51 |





