








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1048 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Wingman | 215 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4775 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1907 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2958 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1471 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2853 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,767,049 of utility $304 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | GRZĄSKI GRZEŚ | 48% | 233 |
| #7 | WOJTAS | 47% | 127 |
| #8 | jose arcadio morales | 46% | 96 |
| #9 | Borish | 44% | 341 |
| #10 | BOT Lati | 43% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRZĄSKI GRZEŚ | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Borish | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | NajPux | 5 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | WOJTAS | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | jose arcadio morales | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borish | 650 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | GRZĄSKI GRZEŚ | 486 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #3 | NajPux | 480 | 0.06 | 15 min |
| #4 | WOJTAS | 466 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | sava | 294 | 0.10 | 7 min |





