








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3190 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,956 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2677 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3285 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2340 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2654 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,450,682 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 15 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sava | 56% | 102 |
| #2 | shg | 55% | 77 |
| #3 | NajPux | 54% | 218 |
| #4 | jose arcadio morales | 51% | 61 |
| #5 | BRUDNY BŁAŻEJ | 48% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borish | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | NajPux | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | sava | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | BRUDNY BŁAŻEJ | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | WOJTAS | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Borish | 327 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | NajPux | 274 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | BRUDNY BŁAŻEJ | 261 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #4 | WOJTAS | 223 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | sava | 188 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NajPux | +2.06 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | WOJTAS | +1.55 | 61 | 74 |
| #3 | sava | +1.47 | 61 | 64 |
| #4 | BRUDNY BŁAŻEJ | -0.10 | 64 | 44 |
| #5 | GRZĄSKI GRZEŚ | -0.50 | 48 | 64 |





