








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 532 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,166 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5742 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8429 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 7003 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2992 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,971,882 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FiRe_W4ll | 58% | 171 |
| #2 | Timp | 54% | 169 |
| #3 | Joshua | 53% | 83 |
| #4 | LordKami | 50% | 86 |
| #5 | Das Finanzamt | 50% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marzltov | 12 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Das Finanzamt | 11 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Timp | 10 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | pexxi | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | FiRe_W4ll | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Das Finanzamt | 856 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | FiRe_W4ll | 620 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | LordKami | 416 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #4 | Timp | 299 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #5 | baeisi | 211 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FiRe_W4ll | +3.84 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | pexxi | +1.19 | 83 | 48 |
| #3 | LordKami | +0.56 | 42 | 72 |
| #4 | Void.sINCH.koBe | +0.16 | 72 | 57 |
| #5 | Das Finanzamt | +0.13 | 61 | 51 |





