








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1198 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 506 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 266 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6299 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7423 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7670 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6137 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7456 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,661,352 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapid Spaceback | 60% | 40 |
| #2 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 50% | 108 |
| #3 | Hiroschijoshi | 49% | 414 |
| #4 | V3noM | 47% | 110 |
| #5 | nuжipon | 47% | 479 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Hiroschijoshi | 49% | 414 |
| #4 | V3noM | 47% | 110 |
| #5 | nuжipon | 47% | 479 |
| #6 | Rock | 47% | 45 |
| #7 | sG.| JanCore ツ | 44% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiroschijoshi | 16 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | nuжipon | 14 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | V3noM | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | sG.| JanCore ツ | 3 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiroschijoshi | 477 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #2 | V3noM | 422 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #3 | sG.| JanCore ツ | 411 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | VP|logiX Deathmen | 175 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | nuжipon | 151 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapid Spaceback | +4.63 | 60 | 69 |
| #2 | Rock | +3.17 | 51 | 63 |
| #3 | Hiroschijoshi | +0.92 | 47 | 58 |
| #4 | Dante0 [Kaiju] | +0.44 | 60 | 64 |
| #5 | V3noM | -0.50 | 40 | 69 |





