








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 922 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Faceit | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6540 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3073 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3529 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4353 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4769 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,614,536 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 830 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOBBYSMOKE | 71% | 65 |
| #2 | BBruse | 66% | 151 |
| #3 | tangz | 65% | 141 |
| #4 | Frowan | 63% | 107 |
| #5 | t8te | 61% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | tangz | 65% | 141 |
| #4 | Frowan | 63% | 107 |
| #5 | t8te | 61% | 212 |
| #6 | LittleB | 54% | 39 |
| #7 | J13K | 51% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBruse | 6 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | t8te | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | tangz | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Frowan | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | BOBBYSMOKE | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BBruse | 943 | 0.29 | 25 min |
| #2 | t8te | 937 | 0.23 | 25 min |
| #3 | tangz | 672 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #4 | BOBBYSMOKE | 227 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | J13K | 179 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tangz | +2.42 | 85 | 73 |
| #2 | BBruse | +1.90 | 83 | 74 |
| #3 | BOBBYSMOKE | +1.71 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | Frowan | +1.32 | 90 | 58 |
| #5 | Roger that. | +1.03 | 75 | 64 |





