








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 327 matches | ||
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5712 | 23% |
| Smokes | 7249 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6724 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5262 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,367,839 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Germ | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | booth | 59% | 73 |
| #3 | hej | 56% | 91 |
| #4 | OPJames | 56% | 140 |
| #5 | Hyde | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 11 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Pogo | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Michel | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Munnbag | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Woox | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 1207 | 0.24 | 32 min |
| #2 | HUNA | 584 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | umer | 557 | 0.22 | 15 min |
| #4 | OPJames | 449 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #5 | hej | 419 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hej | +3.46 | 75 | 62 |
| #2 | OPJames | +2.45 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | umer | +1.65 | 83 | 68 |
| #4 | Classix | +1.57 | 61 | 73 |
| #5 | Hyde | +1.46 | 63 | 56 |





