








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 289 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2342 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2533 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2585 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2378 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $971,335 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUNA | 70% | 27 |
| #2 | Woox | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | Dash | 56% | 32 |
| #4 | hej | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | umer | 53% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppers | 7 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | niko | 4 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Germ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Michel | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | HARRIS [PMA] | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | choppers | 369 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | HARRIS [PMA] | 264 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #3 | umer | 232 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #4 | Michel | 148 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | HUNA | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hej | +4.23 | 75 | 63 |
| #2 | Dash | +2.92 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | umer | +1.94 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | OPJames | +1.26 | 78 | 65 |
| #5 | choppers | +1.13 | 79 | 61 |





