








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1141 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4411 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,534 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3360 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3911 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3065 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3198 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,968,310 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Akame <3 | 70% | 60 |
| #2 | Domas | 65% | 34 |
| #3 | umer | 62% | 101 |
| #4 | Classix | 62% | 68 |
| #5 | Hyde | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | choppers | 56% | 140 |
| #12 | booth | 53% | 43 |
| #13 | Pogo | 47% | 32 |
| #14 | Woox | 44% | 34 |
| #15 | bVI | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | HUNA | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | booth | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | choppers | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | niko | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HARRIS [PMA] | 1022 | 0.26 | 26 min |
| #2 | HUNA | 636 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | umer | 615 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #4 | choppers | 465 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | Classix | 323 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Domas | +5.77 | 66 | 63 |
| #2 | OPJames | +2.22 | 79 | 67 |
| #3 | umer | +1.72 | 80 | 70 |
| #4 | Hyde | +0.44 | 63 | 50 |
| #5 | S7VEN | -0.03 | 72 | 54 |





