








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 96 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2340 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,107 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1335 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1426 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1081 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,011 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 987 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxzy | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | Jonathan Scott | 63% | 43 |
| #3 | Geralt | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | T W β§β§E N | 60% | 65 |
| #5 | β§ππ²πΆπ¦π―π΅π¦ | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luxzy | +4.44 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Jonathan Scott | +3.34 | 78 | 58 |
| #3 | T W β§β§E N | +1.51 | 90 | 64 |
| #4 | Babatunde Jr. | +1.25 | 83 | 46 |
| #5 | β§ππ²πΆπ¦π―π΅π¦ | -0.43 | 89 | 40 |





