








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 782 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 234 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,661 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2371 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2758 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2986 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2546 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,702 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 695 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perre™ | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Freddy Loudfoot | 50% | 40 |
| #3 | crox cs.money | 48% | 275 |
| #4 | Tupac Sheeran | 42% | 81 |
| #5 | Maddis | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | crox cs.money | 48% | 275 |
| #4 | Tupac Sheeran | 42% | 81 |
| #5 | Maddis | 42% | 36 |
| #6 | demiGOD | 41% | 64 |
| #7 | Hasse | 33% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crox cs.money | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Tupac Sheeran | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Hasse | 5 | 0.0099 |
| #4 | Maddis | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | demiGOD | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | crox cs.money | 722 | 0.12 | 19 min |
| #2 | Maddis | 258 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tupac Sheeran | 236 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | demiGOD | 168 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Hasse | 72 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maddis | +3.32 | 83 | 73 |
| #2 | Perre™ | +2.29 | 86 | 33 |
| #3 | 3333L | +1.47 | 79 | 64 |
| #4 | crox cs.money | +0.68 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | Tupac Sheeran | -0.28 | 71 | 66 |





