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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2730 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4190 | 34% |
| Smokes | 2725 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3050 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2456 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $653,865 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ting | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | MannibalLecter | 60% | 58 |
| #3 | Matt EX-CoMuNiCaDo | 50% | 22 |
| #4 | ZooGs | 50% | 145 |
| #5 | ninjatoad | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZooGs | 596 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | Wrir | 412 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | OgShu | 296 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | ninjatoad | 166 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | ting | 134 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ting | +6.51 | 79 | 62 |
| #2 | ninjatoad | +1.37 | 44 | 61 |
| #3 | Shaggy | +1.30 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | ZooGs | +0.56 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | Matt EX-CoMuNiCaDo | +0.27 | 45 | 46 |





