








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 224 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3571 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2353 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3829 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3967 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3784 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,586,452 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 303 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agent Bishop | 73% | 26 |
| #2 | Julma-Osuja | 58% | 64 |
| #3 | vesku | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | Jupe | 55% | 33 |
| #5 | PMW | 52% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ErrorzZz | 49% | 238 |
| #8 | FeitaN | 49% | 219 |
| #9 | nagget | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | Shard | 39% | 28 |
| #11 | ALFA | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FeitaN | 1052 | 0.23 | 32 min |
| #2 | ErrorzZz | 705 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #3 | vesku | 337 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | Jupe | 140 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | PMW | 132 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nagget | +2.94 | 69 | 70 |
| #2 | ErrorzZz | +2.75 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | FeitaN | +2.50 | 84 | 80 |
| #4 | vesku | +2.20 | 85 | 74 |
| #5 | Jupe | +2.12 | 73 | 77 |





