








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1028 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,533 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 926 | 26% |
| Smokes | 641 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1161 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 805 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $340,216 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jupo67 | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Tonninsetelixd | 66% | 32 |
| #3 | Tomu | 61% | 62 |
| #4 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 61% | 28 |
| #5 | Doblerto | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 5 | 0.0092 |
| #2 | Tomu | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | kehopositiivinen | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Tonninsetelixd | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | jupo67 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kehopositiivinen | 211 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #2 | Tomu | 157 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 78 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tonninsetelixd | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | TaZz | 35 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doblerto | +3.49 | 77 | 74 |
| #2 | kehopositiivinen | +2.65 | 67 | 75 |
| #3 | TaZz | +2.47 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Tomu | +2.27 | 73 | 64 |
| #5 | heZe | +0.15 | 53 | 54 |





