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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 48 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5 | 10% |
| Smokes | 15 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 22 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 6 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $66,959 of utility $59 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | heZe | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Voltar_2000 | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | TaZz | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | Tonninsetelixd | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Tomu | 57% | 49 |
| #7 | kehopositiivinen | 54% | 41 |
| #8 | S4HK4R1ツ | 50% | 4 |
| #9 | KromosomiSammakko | 50% | 4 |
| #10 | Nype˚˘˚ | 29% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomu | 10 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | kehopositiivinen | 4 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | TaZz | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | heZe | 1 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Nype˚˘˚ | 1 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kehopositiivinen | 200 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #2 | Tomu | 160 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | heZe | 54 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | Nype˚˘˚ | 25 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #5 | TaZz | 20 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltar_2000 | +6.65 | 97 | 17 |
| #2 | TaZz | +5.14 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | kehopositiivinen | +2.45 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Tomu | +2.37 | 68 | 64 |
| #5 | Tonninsetelixd | +1.09 | 61 | 35 |





