








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1683 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 426 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 42 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 128 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,692 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15220 | 33% |
| Smokes | 14321 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8032 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 9119 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,237,387 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 606 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 64% | 77 |
| #2 | Tomu | 54% | 401 |
| #3 | Tonninsetelixd | 53% | 110 |
| #4 | TaZz | 51% | 503 |
| #5 | Devil_Dust | 50% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tomu | 40 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | TaZz | 10 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ✪ EP:n kone ja tarvike | 8 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | KromosomiSammakko | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Tonninsetelixd | 5 | 0.0024 |





