








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,705 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2737 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2536 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2244 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2188 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $698,496 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 110 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kappello | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Lego | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Jacky | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | ÁnGe1 | 52% | 23 |
| #5 | Inuyasha | 51% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | p!n ^^ | 46% | 82 |
| #12 | Chad Aznable | 46% | 13 |
| #13 | Creature_Sliver | 43% | 28 |
| #14 | Bunnyfasi | 38% | 26 |
| #15 | T3Ch | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Chiki | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | kanarito | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Creature_Sliver | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inuyasha | 401 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #2 | Chiki | 391 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | p!n ^^ | 266 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | T3Ch | 122 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | kanarito | 109 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soniskb0b | +2.92 | 75 | 73 |
| #2 | kanarito | +2.69 | 69 | 71 |
| #3 | ÁnGe1 | +1.45 | 68 | 53 |
| #4 | Lego | +1.43 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Kappello | +0.88 | 53 | 78 |





