








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
590 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,521 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 361 | 24% |
| Smokes | 60 | 4% |
| HE Grenades | 643 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 457 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $145,078 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 177 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trump | 46% | 24 |
| #2 | Doraj_ | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Jhon schnitler | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | acidlad69 | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | CrazyJoven | 24% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Jhon schnitler | 40% | 20 |
| #4 | acidlad69 | 40% | 20 |
| #5 | CrazyJoven | 24% | 58 |
| #6 | (Epic Half-Life Speedrunner) | 19% | 27 |
| #7 | OOOO_MX_TRIKES | 8% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jhon schnitler | 10 | 0.0258 |
| #2 | CrazyJoven | 7 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | (Epic Half-Life Speedrunner) | 6 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | Trump | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | OOOO_MX_TRIKES | 2 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trump | 94 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | acidlad69 | 74 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | CrazyJoven | 55 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jhon schnitler | 42 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #5 | OOOO_MX_TRIKES | 7 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doraj_ | +4.20 | 85 | 61 |
| #2 | Trump | +1.30 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | acidlad69 | +0.11 | 27 | 55 |
| #4 | Zookoe | -0.51 | 38 | 36 |
| #5 | CrazyJoven | -0.68 | 14 | 31 |





