








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 154 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3631 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3923 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2366 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2588 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1948 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,583 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahvin #GSU | 59% | 34 |
| #2 | Juicy | 51% | 105 |
| #3 | Padgley | 49% | 39 |
| #4 | Doraj_ | 48% | 192 |
| #5 | Zookoe | 46% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Zookoe | 46% | 24 |
| #6 | sydney_lights | 46% | 94 |
| #7 | acidlad69 | 43% | 87 |
| #8 | gus | 35% | 23 |
| #9 | Helen Semenova | 27% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juicy | 20 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Doraj_ | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | acidlad69 | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Helen Semenova | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | sydney_lights | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doraj_ | 721 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Juicy | 501 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #3 | acidlad69 | 226 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | rahvin #GSU | 201 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #5 | gus | 122 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rahvin #GSU | +3.53 | 71 | 71 |
| #2 | Juicy | +3.31 | 71 | 52 |
| #3 | gus | +1.41 | 68 | 66 |
| #4 | Trump | +0.94 | 65 | 56 |
| #5 | Doraj_ | +0.07 | 66 | 62 |





