








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 561 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3598 | 44% |
| Smokes | 1896 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1327 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1418 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $863,590 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1034 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cytrus | 57% | 63 |
| #2 | rekin | 55% | 76 |
| #3 | Nate Higgers | 53% | 124 |
| #4 | marcel | 52% | 65 |
| #5 | HOLIDAYS | 51% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | HOLIDAYS | 51% | 68 |
| #6 | bromeq | 49% | 102 |
| #7 | Maćko | 46% | 108 |
| #8 | Kacpersky | 33% | 69 |
| #9 | gruby cwel | 26% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maćko | 36 | 0.0167 |
| #2 | HOLIDAYS | 32 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | Nate Higgers | 21 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | bromeq | 19 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | gruby cwel | 19 | 0.0516 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maćko | 649 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #2 | Nate Higgers | 448 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #3 | HOLIDAYS | 273 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | marcel | 235 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #5 | cytrus | 218 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcel | +1.89 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | HOLIDAYS | +1.46 | 72 | 67 |
| #3 | KUBES | +1.24 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | bromeq | +0.47 | 66 | 49 |
| #5 | cytrus | +0.01 | 64 | 61 |





