








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 475 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2714 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,473 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2876 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2102 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2065 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2430 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $741,509 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 117 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bromeq | 61% | 38 |
| #2 | rekin | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | KUBES | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Maćko | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | marcel | 50% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KUBES | 51% | 68 |
| #4 | Maćko | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | marcel | 50% | 56 |
| #6 | Nate Higgers | 47% | 198 |
| #7 | cytrus | 46% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nate Higgers | 36 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | cytrus | 29 | 0.0110 |
| #3 | KUBES | 22 | 0.0153 |
| #4 | Maćko | 13 | 0.0231 |
| #5 | bromeq | 9 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nate Higgers | 618 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #2 | cytrus | 477 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | KUBES | 297 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | marcel | 214 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Maćko | 153 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcel | +1.79 | 82 | 66 |
| #2 | HOLIDAYS | +1.20 | 74 | 65 |
| #3 | KUBES | +0.79 | 74 | 67 |
| #4 | cytrus | +0.21 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | bromeq | +0.10 | 65 | 56 |





