








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 844 | 23% |
| Smokes | 884 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1083 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 852 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $152,650 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | bromeq | 38% | 47 |
| #6 | Nate Higgers | 35% | 26 |
| #7 | KUBES | 33% | 69 |
| #8 | gruby cwel | 28% | 25 |
| #9 | Maćko | 25% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUBES | 27 | 0.0193 |
| #2 | gruby cwel | 19 | 0.0390 |
| #3 | Maćko | 16 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | bromeq | 16 | 0.0163 |
| #5 | rekin | 5 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KUBES | 381 | 0.27 | 9 min |
| #2 | Maćko | 339 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #3 | bromeq | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | rekin | 104 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Nate Higgers | 76 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | marcel | +4.47 | 83 | 66 |
| #2 | KUBES | +1.02 | 73 | 62 |
| #3 | bromeq | +0.74 | 71 | 47 |
| #4 | Nate Higgers | +0.71 | 67 | 66 |
| #5 | rekin | +0.70 | 67 | 57 |





