








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,483 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1634 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1693 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1720 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1436 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $312,065 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #18 | ✪ TITanIumS® | 42% | 24 |
| #19 | prødderick | 40% | 10 |
| #20 | rApiD.eXe | 33% | 9 |
| #21 | biko< | 30% | 23 |
| #22 | relluc | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zeN | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Pickup | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | f0xy24 | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | dyrL | 2 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | MaxPowerZ | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ TITanIumS® | 126 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | Pickup | 93 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | f0xy24 | 79 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | dyrL | 68 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | biko< | 62 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaxPowerZ | +3.30 | 87 | 71 |
| #2 | Kjord | +2.84 | 84 | 67 |
| #3 | JckL | +2.22 | 91 | 63 |
| #4 | milesyo | +1.64 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | luv me | +1.30 | 94 | 67 |





