








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 114 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2703 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2678 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1571 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2355 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $759,154 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaGi | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Kjord | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | Domme | 63% | 32 |
| #4 | DestroyBlader | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | Creatyx | 59% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Holy_sheep | 223 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | dyrL | 218 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | '.ZioN | 158 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Creatyx | 101 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Segalson | 92 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kjord | +5.51 | 82 | 68 |
| #2 | KaGi | +1.96 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | fysiX | +1.86 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | '.ZioN | +1.57 | 73 | 68 |
| #5 | Segalson | +1.47 | 81 | 76 |





