








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 79 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,877 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7142 | 33% |
| Smokes | 4838 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5941 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3956 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,194,626 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | xsploit | 45% | 86 |
| #9 | Ka1 -iwnl- | 45% | 49 |
| #10 | fysiX | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | Losy_Golab | 44% | 41 |
| #12 | dyrL | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | High_Kick_Hassan | +1.62 | 82 | 51 |
| #2 | dyrL | +1.61 | 73 | 83 |
| #3 | M0 | +0.90 | 75 | 65 |
| #4 | xsploit | +0.85 | 88 | 50 |
| #5 | fysiX | +0.51 | 74 | 69 |





