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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
334 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 971 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 329 | 34% |
| Smokes | 216 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 180 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 246 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $88,227 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vapesteel | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Sefruz | 100% | 3 |
| #3 | fl4sh | 83% | 6 |
| #4 | M4THI45 | 83% | 6 |
| #5 | RUSH | 70% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gr0und3r | 1 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | fl4sh | 1 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RUSH | 67 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #2 | Gr0und3r | 23 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #3 | Sniperknight | 20 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | benzy | 18 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | fl4sh | 16 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl4sh | +3.96 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | ALM | +2.92 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | M4THI45 | +2.55 | 75 | 70 |
| #4 | Sefruz | +2.35 | 54 | 62 |
| #5 | Gr0und3r | +2.10 | 71 | 66 |





