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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 46 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1699 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2192 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1141 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1376 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1135 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,449 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FULL TILT | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | Zjeb | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Popetallica CHIRURGU | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Algor1Tmus | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Voltyx | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Popetallica CHIRURGU | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Algor1Tmus | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | Voltyx | 50% | 12 |
| #6 | BlooM-AE | 50% | 20 |
| #7 | •Stich• | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voltyx | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popetallica CHIRURGU | 234 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #2 | Algor1Tmus | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | •Stich• | 83 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | FULL TILT | 52 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | BlooM-AE | 42 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popetallica CHIRURGU | +1.52 | 89 | 77 |
| #2 | Zjeb | +1.51 | 86 | 65 |
| #3 | Re5pect | +0.85 | 83 | 65 |
| #4 | •Stich• | +0.29 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | FULL TILT | +0.12 | 76 | 63 |





