








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2560 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3670 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2828 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2303 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2626 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,017 of utility $61 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | BlooM-AE | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Algor1Tmus | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | Re5pect | 52% | 52 |
| #7 | YELARU CHIRURGU | 42% | 12 |
| #8 | amaru shakur | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re5pect | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | Voltyx | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | --unf1xable | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Re5pect | 129 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | Algor1Tmus | 59 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | amaru shakur | 52 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | --unf1xable | 39 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | BlooM-AE | 37 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Popetallica CHIRURGU | +3.17 | 87 | 76 |
| #2 | --unf1xable | +2.34 | 61 | 53 |
| #3 | Re5pect | +0.54 | 85 | 66 |
| #4 | Voltyx | -0.33 | 53 | 69 |
| #5 | amaru shakur | -1.09 | 75 | 60 |





