








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 79 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2481 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1877 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1534 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2390 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1794 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $786,910 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pat | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Gringoos | 56% | 57 |
| #3 | GarF the Flash | 53% | 49 |
| #4 | fera;D | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | Leany | 49% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 5 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | GarF the Flash | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Gringoos | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | fera;D | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 468 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | GarF the Flash | 279 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| #3 | Gringoos | 239 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #4 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 226 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #5 | Leany | 168 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leany | +3.20 | 81 | 78 |
| #2 | fera;D | +1.21 | 75 | 69 |
| #3 | molle.cs | +1.07 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | GarF the Flash | +0.88 | 58 | 72 |
| #5 | Gringoos | +0.70 | 67 | 73 |





