








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 412 | 9% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 1352 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1027 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $859,438 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Schizo Static | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | Emsyly | 63% | 24 |
| #3 | ✪ Leighrex. | 54% | 89 |
| #4 | cat | 53% | 15 |
| #5 | Peach | 50% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Peach | 50% | 114 |
| #6 | st. killswitch | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | buffalobrownrs | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Keenap | 41% | 37 |
| #9 | Son Punnett | 15% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Leighrex. | 25 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Peach | 17 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | buffalobrownrs | 6 | 0.0166 |
| #4 | Emsyly | 4 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Schizo Static | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Leighrex. | 754 | 0.42 | 18 min |
| #2 | Peach | 423 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | Keenap | 99 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | st. killswitch | 83 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Emsyly | 70 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emsyly | +8.33 | 88 | 67 |
| #2 | Peach | +7.01 | 89 | 68 |
| #3 | Schizo Static | +2.23 | 86 | 75 |
| #4 | cat | +1.53 | 69 | 72 |
| #5 | st. killswitch | +1.19 | 71 | 52 |





