








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,163 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 571 | 26% |
| Smokes | 544 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 548 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 500 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $98,254 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | st. killswitch | 60% | 20 |
| #10 | ✪ Leighrex. | 56% | 9 |
| #11 | buffalobrownrs | 50% | 4 |
| #12 | Schizo Static | 50% | 6 |
| #13 | oOoCozzAoOo | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Emsyly | +6.63 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | algerian prince | +4.12 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | VANNOS ✨ | +2.95 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | st. killswitch | +2.78 | 75 | 48 |
| #5 | Schizo Static | +2.08 | 88 | 79 |





