








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2556 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9687 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6576 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6424 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6283 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6384 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,415 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2370 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oOoCozzAoOo | 60% | 48 |
| #2 | ✪ Leighrex. | 56% | 180 |
| #3 | ⛟oscar⛟ | 56% | 34 |
| #4 | st. killswitch | 56% | 90 |
| #5 | ZeroRecoil | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | VANNOS ✨ | 51% | 85 |
| #9 | Yogi Bear | 50% | 114 |
| #10 | cat | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | Gary Goodspeed | 47% | 70 |
| #12 | Son Punnett | 40% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Leighrex. | 1305 | 0.35 | 30 min |
| #2 | st. killswitch | 283 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | oOoCozzAoOo | 277 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #4 | ⛟oscar⛟ | 168 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gary Goodspeed | 156 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Peach | +4.41 | 88 | 70 |
| #2 | cat | +0.42 | 72 | 72 |
| #3 | VANNOS ✨ | +0.20 | 61 | 60 |
| #4 | ZeroRecoil | -0.00 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | Gary Goodspeed | -0.08 | 84 | 54 |





