








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 282 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 489 | 23% |
| Smokes | 536 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 593 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 475 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $933,986 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LaChèvre(Yung Chev not yo bitch | 74% | 34 |
| #2 | Diese Hündinnen lieben Sosa | 68% | 72 |
| #3 | kișkacăt 小猫 | 66% | 41 |
| #4 | Lethal | 63% | 60 |
| #5 | calzone | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diese Hündinnen lieben Sosa | 313 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #2 | calzone | 194 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | jump | 156 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #4 | the diddler | 155 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #5 | LaChèvre(Yung Chev not yo bitch | 154 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lethal | +4.44 | 96 | 34 |
| #2 | LaChèvre(Yung Chev not yo bitch | +3.85 | 88 | 61 |
| #3 | S t u r d y | +2.74 | 86 | 26 |
| #4 | the diddler | +2.36 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | kișkacăt 小猫 | +2.27 | 54 | 61 |





