








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3412 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2479 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2172 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2016 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2646 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $768,985 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 46 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trouzzyy | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | Αdmin | 71% | 28 |
| #3 | lepicah | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | peath | 63% | 60 |
| #5 | iro | 58% | 145 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Ember | 57% | 30 |
| #8 | Ping | 54% | 24 |
| #9 | Andy ^^ | 54% | 191 |
| #10 | NadiaRoxz | 50% | 20 |
| #11 | rizzy | 48% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iro | 46 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Andy ^^ | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | peath | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | lepicah | 3 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | Αdmin | 3 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy ^^ | 482 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | iro | 269 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Ping | 106 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | kyzer | 99 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | peath | 85 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | trouzzyy | +9.49 | 97 | 63 |
| #2 | kyzer | +4.34 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Ping | +3.77 | 90 | 66 |
| #4 | Zyrx | +3.26 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Ember | +1.45 | 93 | 36 |





