








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 262 matches | ||
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 37 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6269 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5869 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5410 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5188 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6064 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,902,227 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 603 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stator | 63% | 52 |
| #2 | peath | 58% | 202 |
| #3 | Zyrx | 54% | 191 |
| #4 | Av3ry | 53% | 34 |
| #5 | lepicah | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | lepicah | 52% | 46 |
| #6 | iro | 52% | 239 |
| #7 | Ember | 51% | 37 |
| #8 | bWiLLzzzzzz | 49% | 65 |
| #9 | NadiaRoxz | 43% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iro | 32 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Zyrx | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | peath | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | lepicah | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | NadiaRoxz | 3 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iro | 589 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | Zyrx | 475 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | peath | 413 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | bWiLLzzzzzz | 360 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #5 | stator | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Av3ry | +4.96 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | Zyrx | +3.15 | 79 | 61 |
| #3 | stator | +2.87 | 94 | 58 |
| #4 | peath | +1.89 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | bWiLLzzzzzz | +1.73 | 66 | 77 |





