








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3350 | 23% |
| Smokes | 4214 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2996 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3794 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,232,677 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ping | 66% | 32 |
| #2 | peath | 59% | 138 |
| #3 | Αdmin | 58% | 98 |
| #4 | Zyrx | 58% | 145 |
| #5 | lepicah | 52% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zyrx | 20 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Andy ^^ | 14 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | lepicah | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Αdmin | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | mehlodey | 5 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andy ^^ | 811 | 0.16 | 17 min |
| #2 | Zyrx | 363 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | peath | 235 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ping | 98 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | NadiaRoxz | 93 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ping | +8.43 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Av3ry | +6.47 | 69 | 54 |
| #3 | Zyrx | +4.55 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | peath | +3.38 | 86 | 52 |
| #5 | Andy ^^ | +2.40 | 69 | 57 |





