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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6137 | 38% |
| Smokes | 4472 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2533 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2890 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $488,950 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k4GURA | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | yuutonn | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Luviにゃん | 61% | 96 |
| #4 | zer0-y7r | 59% | 32 |
| #5 | taka. | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luviにゃん | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #2 | ca2 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | k4GURA | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yuutonn | +3.24 | 76 | 43 |
| #2 | EkuReshi | +2.00 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | ca2 | +1.56 | 76 | 67 |
| #4 | zer0-y7r | +1.39 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | chehon | +1.24 | 77 | 76 |





