








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 527 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1541 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,349 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1051 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1145 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1179 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 974 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $507,053 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | TobiJ | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Anonymous | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | Bluemaunttiin | 58% | 12 |
| #5 | haapaoja | 58% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Anonymous | 2 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tappajahaukii | +1.98 | 74 | 52 |
| #2 | Anonymous | +1.89 | 75 | 68 |
| #3 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | +0.94 | 73 | 59 |
| #4 | TobiJ | +0.85 | 88 | 69 |
| #5 | haapaoja | +0.74 | 69 | 66 |





