








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Wingman | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,514 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4088 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3572 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2615 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2239 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,296,350 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haapaoja | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | Tappajahaukii | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | Yeet | 62% | 21 |
| #4 | Nikke | 60% | 35 |
| #5 | Ronnnie | 59% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | later alligator | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | säkki | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | omses | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Nikke | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ralffi Lauren | 277 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hirvikuiskaaja82 | 273 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Luiiggi | 210 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | rämse | 178 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | later alligator | 174 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kvg333 | +2.77 | 79 | 65 |
| #2 | haapaoja | +2.57 | 80 | 63 |
| #3 | omses | +1.64 | 69 | 55 |
| #4 | lexi | +1.59 | 79 | 57 |
| #5 | Ronnnie | +1.55 | 61 | 65 |





