








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 432 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,773 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2539 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3057 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2085 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2092 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,314,942 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morilska kavna mizica | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | V™arleeek?????? | 54% | 177 |
| #3 | furryslayer36 | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | IMK | 54% | 148 |
| #5 | Mrgić | 52% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | V™arleeek?????? | 54% | 177 |
| #3 | furryslayer36 | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | IMK | 54% | 148 |
| #5 | Mrgić | 52% | 191 |
| #6 | han | 49% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 39 | 0.0106 |
| #2 | IMK | 38 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | han | 15 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Mrgić | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | furryslayer36 | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mrgić | 789 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | V™arleeek?????? | 659 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #3 | han | 553 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | IMK | 272 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | morilska kavna mizica | 54 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | morilska kavna mizica | +4.82 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | IMK | +4.37 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | V™arleeek?????? | +2.93 | 75 | 78 |
| #4 | furryslayer36 | +1.11 | 76 | 44 |
| #5 | Mrgić | +0.68 | 71 | 63 |





