








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 519 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 96 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,034 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4053 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4546 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4138 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4297 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,246,466 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 575 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 55% | 342 |
| #2 | IMK | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Mrgić | 54% | 303 |
| #4 | furryslayer36 | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Dayzon | 49% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 55% | 342 |
| #2 | IMK | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Mrgić | 54% | 303 |
| #4 | furryslayer36 | 54% | 69 |
| #5 | Dayzon | 49% | 245 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 84 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | IMK | 65 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Mrgić | 28 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Dayzon | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | furryslayer36 | 6 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 1253 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | Mrgić | 1163 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #3 | IMK | 538 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | Dayzon | 486 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | furryslayer36 | 100 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMK | +3.02 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | V™arleeek?????? | +2.29 | 75 | 79 |
| #3 | furryslayer36 | +1.18 | 83 | 46 |
| #4 | Mrgić | +0.38 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | han | -0.62 | 64 | 55 |





