








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 950 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 201 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,478 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3030 | 17% |
| Smokes | 5623 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4395 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4430 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,447,041 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | furryslayer36 | 57% | 118 |
| #2 | han | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Dayzon | 54% | 148 |
| #4 | V™arleeek?????? | 53% | 515 |
| #5 | Mrgić | 53% | 331 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | han | 54% | 309 |
| #3 | Dayzon | 54% | 148 |
| #4 | V™arleeek?????? | 53% | 515 |
| #5 | Mrgić | 53% | 331 |
| #6 | 𝕣𝟜𝕧𝟛𝕟 | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 123 | 0.0123 |
| #2 | Mrgić | 31 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | han | 27 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | furryslayer36 | 15 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Dayzon | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 1720 | 0.17 | 47 min |
| #2 | Mrgić | 1179 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #3 | han | 702 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #4 | Dayzon | 272 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | furryslayer36 | 163 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMK | +3.15 | 81 | 62 |
| #2 | V™arleeek?????? | +1.75 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | furryslayer36 | +0.80 | 79 | 46 |
| #4 | Mrgić | -0.05 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | han | -0.70 | 63 | 58 |





