










System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
234 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 724 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 181 | 25% |
| Smokes | 163 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 202 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 178 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,812 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayzon | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | IMK | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | V™arleeek?????? | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayzon | 80% | 20 |
| #2 | IMK | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | V™arleeek?????? | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | V™arleeek?????? | 1 | 0.0270 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dayzon | 72 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | IMK | 6 | 0.16 | 0 min |
| #3 | V™arleeek?????? | 5 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IMK | +4.74 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | morilska kavna mizica | +3.81 | 76 | 59 |
| #3 | Dayzon | +0.70 | 79 | 63 |
| #4 | V™arleeek?????? | -1.05 | 45 | 78 |





