








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




98 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2558 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2984 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2285 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2209 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,498 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2598 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | 63% | 107 |
| #2 | Selver Elite | 63% | 32 |
| #3 | ហេMMoll | 62% | 103 |
| #4 | JohaNzzo | 57% | 201 |
| #5 | FLEXdaPl6kZ | 57% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 56% | 318 |
| #8 | Dukmeister | 52% | 27 |
| #9 | Raeaek' | 51% | 104 |
| #10 | rainonic | 44% | 27 |
| #11 | Nymphh (ex semi-pro) | 44% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 44 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Raeaek' | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | Pupsti | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Selver Elite | 5 | 0.0089 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karla (cybersport athlete) | 903 | 0.14 | 24 min |
| #2 | Pupsti | 445 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #3 | JohaNzzo | 281 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | ហេMMoll | 265 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Raeaek' | 195 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pupsti | +3.58 | 60 | 82 |
| #2 | JohaNzzo | +3.20 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | Zincy | +1.95 | 69 | 69 |
| #4 | budget broky | +1.14 | 68 | 47 |
| #5 | Selver Elite | +1.08 | 56 | 51 |





